February 2008
31 posts
January 2008
34 posts
‘what’s so impressive about the diamond except the mining?’
i love you fiona apple!!
The only word in the English language with three
consecutive double letters is bookkeeper.
i have decided that for the time being, at least, i am only going to listen to my itunes on random. i have so much music, new and old, that i have yet to listen to or have neglected for long periods of time. i think i miss it without even realising it. i mean, how long has it been since you heard ‘new skin’ by incubus. dude that song is ace! give it a listen! if you are at all...
being sickly leaves me with little to no desire to tumble. bear with me my loyal fans.
$600 for you to jumpstart the economy!!!
There’s a new plan in town - a stimulus package that will give $100B in tax credits for an estimated 117 million families by Spring. It awaits the House’s approval in early February, but once passed you could be rolling in the dough. Here’s how.. You’re single, earn less than $75,000 and pay at least $300 in taxes, you’ll get a $600 rebate check. (+ $300 per kid)...
I’m going to get a tattoo on my sternum that says ‘Do not resuscitate. Call an Olsen Twin.’ i am going to hell, i know this.
this is far too much to handle
do you think they talked about me????
this is how i would like to remember heath...
…with his hands all over jake gyllenhaal.
he gives me chills
obama makes me want to believe that this country can go somewhere besides deeper and deeper into the shitter.
the best thing ever
jt + mike patton = dfgkjdhfgjdhfghdkjghkjdgkjdghk
we have exactly one year until we are done with george w. bush.
obligatory snow photos
my face is noticeably absent from these pictures because at the time of the photo shoot i looked like the stranded mountain woman that i was all day long.
weeds is quite possibly the greatest show ever. well, right after sports night.
my baby daddy
holy shit. i want one of those.
About to see envy on the coast! Being 15 is awesome!
i love how he looks over at her like ‘oh yeah, that was awesome’.
“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,”...”
– via everyone else on the internet that is just as appalled as i am.
i love my friends almost as much as i love myself.
me: i just realized that i quoted kid rock in our conversation. do you still think i'm cool?
kristen: what quote?
me: 'call an escort service, for all the right reasons'. i didn't just make that up.
kristen: anybody who slips in a kid quote undetected is an american badass.
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select a candidate 2008 jessica just sent me the above link. you answer a couple of questions and it tells you which presidental candiadate your views agree with the most. of course i got dennis kucinich, someone who will never ever win. obama was the one with the slightest of a chance that i was closest too. what about you?
things i learned in sex class today
sex happenings on the island of mangaia… “Young boys on the island are instructed at the age of 13 or 14 in the erotic arts by older women. A typically ‘good’ girl has three or four lovers between the ages of 13 and 20; and all women are said to orgasm, usually several times, during intercourse … young male Mangaians … learn several techniques of intercourse, plus...
I am finally seeing juno!
this is funny, kinda sad, and very true about...
Dear Old Liberals, Hi, it’s me, your collective child. It’s an election year and once again you’re going to make me feel bad for not “doing enough.” You’re going to tell me about how you protested in the 1960’s and how the movement meant something to young people back then. And the thing is, we do care, our generation, we really do. It’s just that we got a Wii for Christmas and we absolutely have...
chuck norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. it’s getting harder and harder for me to laugh at chuck norris jokes knowing that he supports the evil and disgusting mike huckabee. what a waste. ]]]]>]]>
The very first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer for $14.83. Astonished, Omidyar contacted the winning bidder and asked if he understood that the laser pointer was broken. In his responding email, the buyer explained: “I’m a collector of broken laser pointers.”
thanks wikipedia for all your fun facts.
u + me = us
one of my good friends from high school recently reminded me about the time that we watched the 2gether movie. please tell me you remember 2gether! watch the video, its ace.
new music
i really hate being that person that jumps aboard the blogger bandwagon geeking out over some obscure new band, but vampire weekend are really fucking catchy. here’s a video. it’s cute. their debut cd comes out jan 29 if you want to find somewhere to steal it from.
its amazing how much different, and better, music sounds in headphones. i have been neglecting my ears for months now.
i have had 2 classes so far and in both of them the professor has written ‘fuck’ on the board. college is cool.